en-us Copyright 2005 All Day Coffee. All rights reserved. greg@alldaycoffee.net (G. Xavier Robillard) greg@alldaycoffee.net (G. Xavier Robillard) All Day Coffee brings you unhinged humor and satire weekly by comedy writer/novelist G. Xavier Robillard. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/ Mon, 09 Jun 2014 08:00:00 EST A Rose by any other Name http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/316 Sun, 18 May 2014 08:00:00 EST Not Picked: We will drive the ball so far down your keeper's throat he'll find it tomorrow in his shoes http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/315 Sun, 06 Apr 2014 08:00:00 EST Mansplaining relationships http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/314 Wed, 05 Mar 2014 08:00:00 EST Newest pub! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/312 Sat, 17 Aug 2013 08:00:00 EST Gross little comic story about porn and technology http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/311 Sat, 19 Jan 2013 08:00:00 EST local late night action without pesky TVs or national audience! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/309 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 08:00:00 EST Meets up old and new boston friends http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/310 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 08:00:00 EST just before the presidential election I set the record straight http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/308 Wed, 31 Oct 2012 08:00:00 EST A spooky Halloween http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/313 Mon, 02 Jul 2012 08:00:00 EST Be like Tigger you sad bear http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/307 Mon, 14 May 2012 08:00:00 EST World's Largest Nacho Bowl http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/306 Thu, 03 May 2012 08:00:00 EST I repeat, sicence http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/305 Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:00:00 EST Yep: he didn't check the spelling http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/304 Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:00:00 EST if you aren't outraged you haven't read it yet http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/303 Tue, 15 Nov 2011 08:00:00 EST Learn how to write from one POV first. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/302 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:00:00 EST More Washington-state live hooey http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/301 Sun, 25 Sep 2011 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/300 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 08:00:00 EST See authors... bloody http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/295 Thu, 08 Sep 2011 08:00:00 EST It works for Detroit http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/299 Tue, 06 Sep 2011 08:00:00 EST Portland writers talk smack before Literary Death Match. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/298 Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:00:00 EST Hurricane Preparation for the Modern Age http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/297 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 08:00:00 EST And introducing the NASCAR Suppository http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/296 Sun, 19 Jun 2011 08:00:00 EST Learn about the 2nd GOP debate, Herman Cain's weed plan, and all the shadow candidates running to replace Barack Obama. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/294 Mon, 09 May 2011 08:00:00 EST Meet some people who really want jobs at Fox News http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/293 Thu, 28 Apr 2011 08:00:00 EST it's not the Force that needs to be with you http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/292 Thu, 24 Feb 2011 08:00:00 EST once again exporting humor across the Columbia River http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/290 Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:00:00 EST Too many writers writing about the IFCs new show http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/291 Sun, 30 Jan 2011 08:00:00 EST at the Hall of Records http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/289 Wed, 26 Jan 2011 08:00:00 EST reading with Rough Copy http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/288 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 08:00:00 EST try before you buy http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/287 Mon, 22 Nov 2010 08:00:00 EST I wasn't sure I wanted to trust the Panamanians but I wanted to show Panama that I'm not some punk college kid anymore. I was clearly a criminal mastermind. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/286 Fri, 12 Nov 2010 08:00:00 EST a book proposal about an addiction I don't have. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/283 Wed, 03 Nov 2010 08:00:00 EST Smell the sweet leaf of tax-free freedom http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/282 Sun, 31 Oct 2010 08:00:00 EST Video: the most terrible comments about my writing http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/285 Mon, 25 Oct 2010 08:00:00 EST the whitest hiphop ever http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/284 Sat, 09 Oct 2010 08:00:00 EST Enjoy Portland's Festival of Books http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/279 Tue, 05 Oct 2010 08:00:00 EST Coming to internets soon! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/278 Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:00:00 EST econ 101 http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/277 Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:00:00 EST A storytelling series in Vancouver Washington http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/280 Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:00:00 EST Memorize this! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/276 Mon, 13 Sep 2010 08:00:00 EST first remove teams who won anything http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/275 Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:00:00 EST If you want someone not to vote for you, vote for me http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/273 Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:00:00 EST I promise, not funny at all. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/274 Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:00:00 EST new work http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/281 Sat, 10 Jul 2010 08:00:00 EST 300 pages in 30 minutes http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/272 Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:00:00 EST Article about Captain Freedom's theatrical adaptation http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/271 Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:00:00 EST a handy unbiased guide (Allez Les Bleus) http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/270 Tue, 18 May 2010 08:00:00 EST Where we see who can handle scandle http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/269 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 08:00:00 EST Save the internet? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/267 Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:00:00 EST This can only be seen as retribution for being uncool. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/266 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:00:00 EST in which I go Hendrix on my laptop. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/264 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:00:00 EST Also known as, Don't be California http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/263 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:00:00 EST Tax on Girl Scouts must be profitable enough! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/262 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:00:00 EST Also, b00bies! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/261 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:00:00 EST Except the fact that stealing emails is politics masquerading as journalism http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/260 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:00:00 EST Issued nine-point plan to more sensitively evict Grandmas and Close Orphanages http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/259 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:00:00 EST All Day Coffee is now in Kindergarten http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/258 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:00:00 EST Feel free to throw popcorn at your computer screen to simulate the live experience http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/257 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 08:00:00 EST Enjoy Portland's annual festival of books. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/232 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:00:00 EST been training with back issues of the X-men http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/256 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:00:00 EST yep, we said titillating. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/255 Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:00:00 EST Teaching Fiction at the Attic in Portland http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/247 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:00:00 EST an interview with satire site Check Please! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/254 Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:00:00 EST I hope they pick the cool-aid man http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/253 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:00:00 EST a discussion of the novel with the Portland Local reading group http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/233 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 08:00:00 EST I remember it like I was there, man. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/252 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:00:00 EST Nobody knows for sure without further study http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/250 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/251 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:00:00 EST Come for the doughnuts, stay for the authors http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/231 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:00:00 EST a night of embarrassing non-fiction & live music http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/227 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:00:00 EST Your New Solution in Anecdote-based Care http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/249 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:00:00 EST Don't Post Those Mechanical Bull Pics. Unless... http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/225 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 08:00:00 EST Persian Pundrity Is as Easy as Setting Up a Twitter Account http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/224 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:00:00 EST did not write- just a reprint http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/223 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:00:00 EST If you still have ten digits this is totally normal. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/222 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:00:00 EST a brief mention in Reading Local http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/235 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:00:00 EST a stop at Missoula, aka chilltown USA http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/221 Fri, 22 May 2009 08:00:00 EST Is that your Accomplice in the Wood Chipper? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/220 Thu, 21 May 2009 08:00:00 EST The Tour D'Store http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/219 Tue, 19 May 2009 08:00:00 EST A tour of the great lakes cities http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/218 Sun, 17 May 2009 08:00:00 EST hanging out with the Magic and the Daemons http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/217 Fri, 15 May 2009 08:00:00 EST British Wonders if America Will Start Doing Its Own Laundry http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/216 Thu, 14 May 2009 08:00:00 EST 8 States, 8 Stores, 3300 miles http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/215 Mon, 11 May 2009 08:00:00 EST Which city can be the victor? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/214 Mon, 04 May 2009 08:00:00 EST You cannot say "Mexico" without saying "sick." http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/213 Sat, 02 May 2009 08:00:00 EST win a copy of Captain Freedom http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/212 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST Media, politicians are prepared to create as much hype as possible to handle the coming panic http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/211 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST Teen Boredom, Poor Layouts Lead to Users Fleeing Social Networking Site http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/210 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST TBA http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/234 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST Portland's littlest Con http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/246 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST A lecture on comedy at SUNY Oswego http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/244 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST A performance at SUNY Oswego http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/245 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:00:00 EST Please, stop letting Supreme Leader in the Chem Lab http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/209 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST First thing: make sure you have a sexy, sexy voice http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/208 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST Hear the Captain on air! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/237 Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST Running A Business Like A Lovesick Schoolboy http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/207 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST A Secret History of the First 100 days http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/206 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST includes live podcasts on NPR http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/230 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST Hear the author in a tubes interview http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/238 Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST Things we picked up from watching 24 http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/205 Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/203 Tue, 03 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST G. Xavier Robillard reads from Captain Freedom, "Forced Out." http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/204 Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST The serious biologist asks who would win in a fight http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/202 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:00:00 EST A fun write up in the Edge. Not the U2 guitarist. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/239 Fri, 27 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST A review by the Baltimore Sun http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/240 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Some Place Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and Everyone Pulls Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps) has criticized the Democratic Party for offering American http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/201 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST Every Blackberry owner should read this http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/200 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST An interview iwith the Portsmouth WIre http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/241 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST A Fanyboy Awaits the Watchmen Movie http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/199 Wed, 11 Feb 2009 08:00:00 EST oh yeah there's a blog too! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/198 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Kirkus gives a little love http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/236 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Remembering the Presidential Defiler http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/196 Thu, 15 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Oddly, Coffee-related site wins prize with story about... coffee! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/195 Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Admits he may have made up some things. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/193 Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Find Out if You Can Be Trusted with the Keys to the Company Nukes http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/194 Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST Learn Why the Secret Cabal Really Rated That Film PG-13 - Was it the Hobbit Tickling? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/197 Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:00:00 EST The Official Book Trailer http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/243 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:00:00 EST a brief FAQ so you can better understand the relationship between weapons and professional athletes. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/191 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:00:00 EST Ford CEO decided Driving his Lexus Sent Wrong Message http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/190 Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:00:00 EST We should systematically target those retailers who refuse to celebrate Boxing Day. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/189 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:00:00 EST Will Reptiles be Our New Minnesota Senator? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/188 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:00:00 EST Malia's allergies will be fine, because the Peruvian hairless is ugly enough to clear the room. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/187 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:00:00 EST There are Coast Guard ships but not nearly enough to stop the Freedom Yachts that are ready to embark from Seattle http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/186 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST Or Joe the Country Fish http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/185 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST If you want to be anonymous do you have to call yourself Anonymous? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/184 Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST but not a 5000 foot sandwich http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/183 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST because Joe the Plumber might actually have to pay his back taxes http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/182 Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST What will Search bring to America? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/181 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST I'm looking at you, John S. McCain http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/180 Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:00:00 EST a monologue recorded in Oakland, CA http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/242 Mon, 29 Sep 2008 08:00:00 EST Yet Another Debate Performance Response http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/179 Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:00:00 EST Answering the important question: which would win in a fight? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/178 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:00:00 EST The only risky activity the GOP refuses to condone is "heavy vetting" http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/177 Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:00:00 EST We recommend if you're planning to see Batman multiple times, you should make sure a trusted neighbor is picking up your mail http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/176 Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:00:00 EST You will have the chance to get a signed photograph of your airline lobbyist in a lovely frame ($100). http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/175 Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:00:00 EST Should you survive the accident, your ability to communicate will already be so hampered by texting that the paramedics who comes to your aid will determine you brain dead. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/174 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:00:00 EST Blogger Determined to Understand Mystical Connection Between Electricity, Internet http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/173 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:00:00 EST Attempting to Avoid the Windsurfing Debacle of 2004 http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/172 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:00:00 EST Cheney's gaffe hits on a sensitive topic, as support for the Bush Administration's War on Incest has become critically low http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/171 Wed, 28 May 2008 08:00:00 EST Very few people even know that "queda" is Arabic for "jelly roll" http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/170 Mon, 05 May 2008 08:00:00 EST Do all modern pirates dress like Keith Richards? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/169 Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EST Breaking News On How a Bad OS can effect superhuman computing http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/168 Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EST New welfare programs include free day care and Cadillac trade-ins http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/167 Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EST Which one is better? It all comes down to whether you prefer volcanoes or redheads. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/166 Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:00:00 EST Homegrown army's ability to lose portends US troop withdrawals. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/165 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EST Unemployed economists have issued a statement confirming that the US economy is absolutely, definitely, totally, in the toilet http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/164 Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EST New sins listed by Holy See include pollution, drug abuse, and tailgating http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/163 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EST I wanted a bold new, dry feeling, even if that caused me to sit bare assed on the changing table. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/162 Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:00:00 EST Telling You everything you need to know about plastic bags http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/161 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:00:00 EST Democrats had a difficult time herding their delegates, for delegates are wily, and prone to blend into the upholstery http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/160 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:00:00 EST In addition to Chuck Norris endorsing Mike Huckabee, we’ve heard from Hulk Hogan (Barack Obama), Lucy Lawless (Hillary Clinton), and Sylvester Stallone (John McCain) http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/159 Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:00:00 EST I have enjoyed my time here, or have at least remained alert. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/158 Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:00:00 EST Other Candidates Attack Weak Coffee Position http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/157 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:00:00 EST We need fresh titles before people realize they've been watching the same thing over and over. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/155 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:00:00 EST Take Care Of Technology http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/156 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:00:00 EST Plans include calling Hillary the C-word http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/154 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:00:00 EST The nation dangles like a participle http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/153 Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:00:00 EST As in a human co-op, any new members deemed unsatisfactory or weak are pecked to death. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/152 Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:00:00 EST Nobody should suffer their earbud falling out http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/151 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:00:00 EST I'll be reading some pages of the funnies in Cambridge, MA http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/150 Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:00:00 EST Instead of nail guns, they like to use gun guns, which is really rough on the sheet rock. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/149 Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:00:00 EST What do they have on the mass of metal attached to the fanny pack? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/148 Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:00:00 EST Al Qada hints at an upcoming Bin Laden video that is mysteriously stalled in pre-production http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/147 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:00:00 EST The small infant looked American, but it would be hard to tell without extensive DNA testing. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/146 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:00:00 EST This Ain't Southbeach, Sweet Cheeks http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/145 Tue, 04 Sep 2007 08:00:00 EST Childhood no longer ends with college graduation http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/143 Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:00:00 EST Turns out, boogers had no effects on pitching ability http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/142 Sun, 19 Aug 2007 08:00:00 EST Keep the Congress away from small children, as individual pieces have been found with screws loose that may constitute a choking hazard. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/141 Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:00:00 EST A quick trip to the emergency room should clarify the nature of the problem http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/140 Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:00:00 EST To cope with wild nights, full of screaming and vomiting at all hours he developed a serious substance abuse problem with what he calls the Suburban speedball http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/139 Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:00:00 EST You're detail-oriented, like remembering what mile maker of which freeway did I crash the car into the guardrail and abandon http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/138 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:00:00 EST How to replace the iPhone Battery, which will last a good deal longer than Uncle Irwin's electroshock therapy http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/137 Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:00:00 EST Enjoy our new smoke and mirrors http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/136 Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:00:00 EST Global Warming Sells Unbelievable Amount of Merch http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/135 Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:00:00 EST No refunds for safe fireworks http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/134 Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:00:00 EST Dangerous Sunscreen Mixers http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/133 Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:00:00 EST Scum receive help from lobbyists http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/132 Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:00:00 EST A Debtful Life Could Be Yours http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/131 Tue, 29 May 2007 08:00:00 EST What Would Lincoln Drive? Oh wait that's obvious http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/130 Mon, 21 May 2007 08:00:00 EST A form letter to let people know why you've left. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/129 Mon, 14 May 2007 08:00:00 EST The drugs are concerned with the direction Doherty's life has been taking http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/128 Mon, 07 May 2007 08:00:00 EST Eyes on your own paper! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/127 Tue, 01 May 2007 08:00:00 EST It's not just snorting their ancestors http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/125 Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:00:00 EST Earth Day Wishes from Industry http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/124 Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:00:00 EST Democrats would be deprived of salaries, health insurance, food aid, the Sunday New York Times, and National Public Radio interviews http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/123 Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:00:00 EST Hot Postal Workers or Sarcasm? You be the judge http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/122 Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:00:00 EST "These politicians are so close to Christ they're way out of the mainstream." http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/121 Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:00:00 EST Only 57,000 ketchup packets til you hit your quota http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/120 Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:00:00 EST You'd be better off drinking gasoline from a lead canteen. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/119 Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST The primary season has just begun, but none of the candidates have distinguished themselves as the type to ignite worldwide jihad. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/118 Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST Does Herbie pay 3 bucks a gallon? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/33 Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST Is Washington Your First Love? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/117 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST Next, the classifieds. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/2 Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/115 Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:00:00 EST The War on Climate Change is no more likely to succeed than the War on Legwarmers http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/114 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:00:00 EST It's perfect for polka, but is it right for rock? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/113 Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:00:00 EST Tell us your symptoms, and we'll explain your coverage. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/112 Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:00:00 EST An Infant Point-counterpoint http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/111 Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:00:00 EST Lohan looks forward to a future in which she doesn't have to worry about drinking on an empty stomach. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/110 Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST There were both arthouse surprises and old standbys in the past year's bloody conflicts http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/109 Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST Sony Corporation has announced plans for a suit against Santa Claus, for illegally shipping the Playstation 3 http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/108 Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST Breaking up is hard to do. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/107 Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST The most likely cause of illness after eating Taco Bell is having eaten at Taco Bell http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/106 Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/105 Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:00:00 EST An exercise in server logs http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/82 Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:00:00 EST Ways to Get Around Saying 'Multi-ethnic/Tribal/Religious/Sectarian Violence' In Iraq http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/104 Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:00:00 EST An interview with the Rolling Stones of continuous conflict http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/103 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:00:00 EST The Dusseldorf School Focuses On Creational Play http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/102 Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:00:00 EST Votes haven't been counted but insults start http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/101 Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:00:00 EST I can't figure out how to win this stupid touchscreen voting game. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/100 Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST In the Minnesota where I grew up people didn't brag about bodies in the basement. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/99 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST I'm writing this from a Mexican jail cell http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/98 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST You mean keeping cash in your freezer's illegal http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/97 Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST In celebration workers will be rewarded with shortened, 99-hour work week http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/96 Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:00:00 EST Too bad shield-throwing isn't an Olympic sport http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/95 Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST Free will will rock the U.S. election system http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/94 Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST A victory for leafy greens http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/93 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST Ford will use innovative, old technology to continue to be the leader in cars nobody wants http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/92 Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:00:00 EST We hope to explain your coverage, and suggest how you might keep costs down in the future. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/91 Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST 'Polls say he's the life of the Party' http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/90 Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST Who needs black rhino horn powder when you have these household items? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/89 Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST Plutocrats rig election - still a planet http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/88 Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST What those Common Home Laundering & Drycleaning Symbols really mean http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/83 Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST seriously drop the beard. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/87 Mon, 07 Aug 2006 08:00:00 EST We always have problems like that – nanotechnology escaping from the lab. We should do a better job reporting it http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/86 Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST Captain Freedom Answers Lifes Puzzling Questions http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/80 Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST A FEMA Guide http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/79 Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST No explanation given for straying beauties http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/78 Sun, 02 Jul 2006 08:00:00 EST An explanation of the beautiful game http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/77 Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST Burning the flag can jeopardize homes, pants. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/76 Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST Which grass scores best? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/75 Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST An All Day Coffee Geography Lesson http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/74 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:00:00 EST Happy Keyboard Appreciation Month! http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/73 Tue, 30 May 2006 08:00:00 EST Western State Proposes Full Ban on Californians, Shakespeare. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/72 Tue, 23 May 2006 08:00:00 EST People celebrate free press, free speech, and free cell phone minutes. Google slinks away in shame. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/71 Fri, 12 May 2006 08:00:00 EST ...anyone who needs extra time adjusting to the unsettling 1970's decor http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/70 Mon, 08 May 2006 08:00:00 EST Rear seats in cars have potential to transport additional passengers to shared destinations http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/69 Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:00:00 EST Critical Opportunity to Change Paper Distributor http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/68 Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:00:00 EST Seals releaved that British pop stars are considered viable food source. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/67 Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:00:00 EST Sweeping Immigration Reform Comes as A Surprise to A Majority of Americans Who Find Themselves Without A Country. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/66 Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:00:00 EST A special report looks into the intelligence failures that led to a flowerless war http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/65 Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:00:00 EST Analysis on the Problems of War http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/64 Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:00:00 EST Winning the hearts and minds of the American people http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/63 Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:00:00 EST Don't suffer from mouth funk alone (not literally, of course. Please stay away) http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/62 Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:00:00 EST An unusual accomplishment to achieve the world's second tallest mountain http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/61 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:00:00 EST Questions and Answers About Another Global Issue You'll Successfully Avoid http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/60 Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/116 Sun, 12 Feb 2006 08:00:00 EST Cheney hunt casualty count reaches all time low http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/59 Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:00:00 EST largest SUV approximates GVW of gray whale http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/58 Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:00:00 EST Neighborhood Uncomfortable with Nukes http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/57 Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:00:00 EST Recent Death of Kuwaiti Emir will Not Affect Inherited Government http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/56 Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:00:00 EST Tom DeLay wants to kick back, coach softball, and file motions. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/55 Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:00:00 EST Homeless souls look for new lodging http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/54 Sun, 01 Jan 2006 08:00:00 EST To aid our struggling television networks, who may not be able to pay those fatcat writers, this useful tool will create new and exciting reality shows. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/81 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:00:00 EST See Progress Yourself with Westmoreland Tours http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/53 Sun, 11 Dec 2005 08:00:00 EST Talk Show Personality Cripples French Economy http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/52 Thu, 08 Dec 2005 08:00:00 EST Religious Leader Has A Real Problem With Felines http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/51 Wed, 30 Nov 2005 08:00:00 EST From your tummy to my car http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/50 Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:00:00 EST Instructions for Holiday Driving http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/49 Wed, 16 Nov 2005 08:00:00 EST Nations Agree That Led Zepellin Song Isn't Worth Bloodshed http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/46 Tue, 08 Nov 2005 08:00:00 EST Small-time website author bloviates in third person http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/45 Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:00:00 EST Rumors of Second Bush Invasion http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/44 Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST Healthcare Special of the Day: Leeches http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/43 Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/42 Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST Why don't they fire this turkey? http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/41 Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST A plea for a return to murder and embezzling http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/40 Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST A pretty good method for selecting a Supreme Court Justice http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/39 Tue, 04 Oct 2005 08:00:00 EST A Primer on Poor Spelling for the Internet Age http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/38 Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:00:00 EST Fitness that scares you http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/37 Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:00:00 EST Dispatch from the North Korean News Service http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/35 Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:00:00 EST End of Summer parties on both sides of the aisle http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/36 Tue, 13 Sep 2005 08:00:00 EST Critical Levels of Spin may cause Earth to leave its orbit http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/34 Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/29 Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:00:00 EST How much does crime pay http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/30 Mon, 15 Aug 2005 08:00:00 EST Scams are the new model for the developing world http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/28 Mon, 08 Aug 2005 08:00:00 EST The improved Who`s Who in America http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/27 Mon, 01 Aug 2005 08:00:00 EST Unique Partnership across Parties http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/26 Thu, 14 Jul 2005 08:00:00 EST Wall Street Stunned At the Unfair Treatment of Businessmen http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/25 Mon, 04 Jul 2005 08:00:00 EST Comet dead ... Ratings soar ...People love it. http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/24 Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:00:00 EST Oh Fripp, how do I love thee (co-written with Wayne Gladstone) http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/23 Mon, 27 Jun 2005 08:00:00 EST Days of ancient horror have ended http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/22 Mon, 20 Jun 2005 08:00:00 EST A sample from the award winning zombie lifestyle series http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/21 Mon, 13 Jun 2005 08:00:00 EST No longer depending on high paid consultants http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/20 Thu, 02 Jun 2005 08:00:00 EST Students cheer, teachers jeer http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/18 Mon, 23 May 2005 08:00:00 EST call your senator http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/17 Fri, 13 May 2005 08:00:00 EST A Salmon Identification Guide http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/16 Mon, 09 May 2005 08:00:00 EST the new science http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/15 Mon, 02 May 2005 08:00:00 EST fun for the whole family, cohort, or nation-state http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/14 Mon, 18 Apr 2005 08:00:00 EST The less you know the better http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/12 Tue, 12 Apr 2005 08:00:00 EST Shop for your favorite theory http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/13 Mon, 04 Apr 2005 08:00:00 EST Nation Doesn't mourn http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/11 Sat, 02 Apr 2005 08:00:00 EST Supreme Court Justices looking for new jobs http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/10 Thu, 24 Mar 2005 08:00:00 EST Ellipses Guiding Services offers the finest in extreme literary entertainment http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/8 Mon, 21 Mar 2005 08:00:00 EST A bunch of technical specs you should really ignore http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/7 Mon, 14 Mar 2005 08:00:00 EST by guest writer Dr. Doom http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/6 Thu, 10 Mar 2005 08:00:00 EST Sponsored by Wall Street Week http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/5 Mon, 28 Feb 2005 08:00:00 EST Freeing Vatican City from Tyranny http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/3 Thu, 24 Feb 2005 08:00:00 EST The chickens will be safe http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/1 Thu, 17 Feb 2005 08:00:00 EST http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/4 Mon, 20 Dec 2004 08:00:00 EST A drive to save this precious resource http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/84 Wed, 10 Nov 2004 08:00:00 EST The piece that started it all http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/85 Mon, 08 Nov 2004 08:00:00 EST The first performance of Captain Freedom at the Aladdin Theater, Portland OR http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/248 Sat, 15 May 2004 08:00:00 EST The Spamming of the Poet http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/9 Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:00:00 EST What I learned in Colorado http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/268 Mon, 24 Jun 2002 08:00:00 EST The Practice of Fake Medicine http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/47 Sat, 01 Jun 2002 08:00:00 EST Originally printed in Lynx Eye magazine http://www.alldaycoffee.net/story.php/48