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politics
- This Millennial Won't Buy Your Health Insurance
description: Newest pub!
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March 5, 2014
- Dear President Obama: I'm sorry about the Kenya thing
description: just before the presidential election I set the record straight
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November 5, 2012
- Arizona to Cover Up Grand Canyon's Unseemly Lady Parts
description: World's Largest Nacho Bowl
File Under: life, politics
May 14, 2012
- SCIENCE: Proof Dinosaurs and Humans did not coexist
description: I repeat, sicence
File Under: toys, life, politics
May 3, 2012
- The Gross new Political Action Committee from Rick Santorum
description: Yep: he didn't check the spelling
File Under: politics, media
January 27, 2012
- Leaked Obama Job Plan calls to "Burn Down the Country and Collect the Insurance Money."
description: It works for Detroit
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September 8, 2011
- Hustings Hustler: Iowa Straw Poll Draws Blood
description: And introducing the NASCAR Suppository
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August 17, 2011
- Hustings Hustler: GOP Rocks the Granite State
description: Learn about the 2nd GOP debate, Herman Cain's weed plan, and all the shadow candidates running to replace Barack Obama.
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June 19, 2011
- Blood in the Sand: the 2012 Republican Primary Candidates
description: Meet some people who really want jobs at Fox News
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May 9, 2011
- The Nervous Breakdown: My Own Personal Tax Haven
description: I wasn't sure I wanted to trust the Panamanians but I wanted to show Panama that I'm not some punk college kid anymore. I was clearly a criminal mastermind.
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November 22, 2010
- Republicans Guarantee Tax-free Marijuana
description: Smell the sweet leaf of tax-free freedom
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November 3, 2010
- You Can't Lower Taxes and the Deficit... Dummy!
description: econ 101
File Under: business, politics
September 23, 2010
- Rand Paul's Rules of Rulemaking
description: If you want someone not to vote for you, vote for me
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August 5, 2010
- Scandal Score - America's Top Game Show
description: Where we see who can handle scandle
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May 18, 2010
- Blunt 18 - Net Neutrality
description: Save the internet?
File Under: media, tech, politics
April 19, 2010
- A Vote for Taxes is a Vote for Having Nice Things
description: Also known as, Don't be California
File Under: media, politics
January 25, 2010
- Voters Head to Ballot Box to Hammer Final Nail into California's Coffin
description: Tax on Girl Scouts must be profitable enough!
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January 12, 2010
- Everything You Need to Know about ClimateGate Email Scandal
description: Except the fact that stealing emails is politics masquerading as journalism
File Under: tech, politics
December 7, 2009
- Washington Times Startling Discovery: Nerds Like Porn
description: yep, we said titillating.
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October 1, 2009
- Alternative Names for the Public Option
description: I hope they pick the cool-aid man
File Under: life, politics
September 14, 2009
- It's Sleestak Vs SPECTRE In PA Primary
description:
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August 3, 2009
- How to Become an Iran Expert
description: Persian Pundrity Is as Easy as Setting Up a Twitter Account
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June 22, 2009
- How to setup a proxy for Iranian citizens (for Windows!)
description: did not write- just a reprint
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June 16, 2009
- With Graduation Looming and Few Job Prospects, America Asks to Move Back In With Great Britain
description: British Wonders if America Will Start Doing Its Own Laundry
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May 15, 2009
- To Combat Image Problems, Mexico Changes Name to Steve
description: You cannot say "Mexico" without saying "sick."
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May 4, 2009
- GOP Demands Giant Border Wall to Combat Mexican Swine Flu
description: Media, politicians are prepared to create as much hype as possible to handle the coming panic
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April 28, 2009
- History Obama Could Learn From: How FDR Beat King Kong
description: A Secret History of the First 100 days
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March 17, 2009
- GOP’s Boehner Continues Stand Against Wimpy Americans
description: GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Some Place Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and Everyone Pulls Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps) has criticized the Democratic Party for offering American
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February 26, 2009
- George Bush Reflects on Last Eight Years as Baseball Commissioner
description: Remembering the Presidential Defiler
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January 19, 2009
- Franken, Coleman Vote Counting Disrupted by Lizard People
description: Will Reptiles be Our New Minnesota Senator?
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November 21, 2008
- Joe The Plumber to become Joe the Country Star?
description: Or Joe the Country Fish
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October 31, 2008
- Conservatives Accidentally Bankroll Obama to Prove a Point About Online Donation Fraud
description: If you want to be anonymous do you have to call yourself Anonymous?
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October 29, 2008
- Ralph Nader Wins Something!
description: but not a 5000 foot sandwich
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October 28, 2008
- 6 Ways You Know Democrats Love Socialism
description: because Joe the Plumber might actually have to pay his back taxes
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October 27, 2008
- Google CEO Searches Obama + Me + Cabinet Position
description: What will Search bring to America?
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October 21, 2008
- The Presidential Candidates' Middle Names
description: I'm looking at you, John S. McCain
File Under: politics, media
October 16, 2008
- Presidential Caveman Debates
description: Yet Another Debate Performance Response
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September 29, 2008
- Republicans Become the Party Party
description: The only risky activity the GOP refuses to condone is "heavy vetting"
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September 4, 2008
- Obama Campaign Vets Summer Vacation Plans
description: Attempting to Avoid the Windsurfing Debacle of 2004
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June 17, 2008
- Stop The Presses – Dick Cheney Apologizes!
description: Cheney's gaffe hits on a sensitive topic, as support for the Bush Administration's War on Incest has become critically low
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June 4, 2008
- Osama Scolds Dunkin For Rachel Ray
description: Very few people even know that "queda" is Arabic for "jelly roll"
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May 28, 2008
- Iraqi Army Replicates US, British Failures in Basra
description: Homegrown army's ability to lose portends US troop withdrawals.
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April 7, 2008
- I Also Have 35 Years Experience
description: I wanted a bold new, dry feeling, even if that caused me to sit bare assed on the changing table.
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March 3, 2008
- Ask the Superhero Vol II: What is a Superdelegate
description: Democrats had a difficult time herding their delegates, for delegates are wily, and prone to blend into the upholstery
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February 26, 2008
- Presidential Smackdown: Action Hero Debate
description: In addition to Chuck Norris endorsing Mike Huckabee, we’ve heard from Hulk Hogan (Barack Obama), Lucy Lawless (Hillary Clinton), and Sylvester Stallone (John McCain)
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February 12, 2008
- The State Of My Cubicle
description: I have enjoyed my time here, or have at least remained alert.
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January 29, 2008
- Baristas Claim Obama's Coffee Not Black Enough
description: Other Candidates Attack Weak Coffee Position
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January 14, 2008
- GOP unveils plans For Tantalizing New Slurs Against Senator Clinton
description: Plans include calling Hillary the C-word
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December 10, 2007
- Storyboarding Bin Laden
description: Al Qada hints at an upcoming Bin Laden video that is mysteriously stalled in pre-production
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September 24, 2007
- Tour The New White House Press Room
description: Enjoy our new smoke and mirrors
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July 16, 2007
- President Bush Threatens Sanctions On Congressional Democrats
description: Democrats would be deprived of salaries, health insurance, food aid, the Sunday New York Times, and National Public Radio interviews
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April 19, 2007
- Leading Democratic Candidates As Liberal As Jesus
description: "These politicians are so close to Christ they're way out of the mainstream."
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March 26, 2007
- Terrorists Cannot Decide on 2008 Presidential Candidate
description: The primary season has just begun, but none of the candidates have distinguished themselves as the type to ignite worldwide jihad.
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February 26, 2007
- Bloggers Root Out Liberal Crossword Editor
description: Next, the classifieds.
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February 15, 2007
- Secrets of the Senate Revealed
description:
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February 12, 2007
- Iraq Study Group Caught Cheating
description:
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December 4, 2006
- What To Call The Iraq Civil War
description: Ways to Get Around Saying 'Multi-ethnic/Tribal/Religious/Sectarian Violence' In Iraq
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November 28, 2006
- Democratic Congressman Wins Foot In Mouth Contest
description: Votes haven't been counted but insults start
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November 11, 2006
- Letter To Potential Voters
description: I'm writing this from a Mexican jail cell
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October 24, 2006
- Up In Smoke: The Year's Political Losers
description: You mean keeping cash in your freezer's illegal
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October 16, 2006
- Bin Laden Killed By Spinach
description: A victory for leafy greens
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September 23, 2006
- American Flag Needs Protection
description: Burning the flag can jeopardize homes, pants.
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June 27, 2006
- Five Greatest Flags of All Time
description: An All Day Coffee Geography Lesson
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June 13, 2006
- Oregon Invites National Guard to California Border
description: Western State Proposes Full Ban on Californians, Shakespeare.
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May 30, 2006
- White House Reshuffles Office Of Office Supplies
description: Critical Opportunity to Change Paper Distributor
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April 30, 2006
- House Immigration Bill Expels Irish, Jews, Portuguese, Finns, Italians, Germans, Others
description: Sweeping Immigration Reform Comes as A Surprise to A Majority of Americans Who Find Themselves Without A Country.
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April 19, 2006
- Special Alert: Iraq Never Promised US a Rose Garden
description: A special report looks into the intelligence failures that led to a flowerless war
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April 9, 2006
- Media Still to Blame For Iraq War Difficulties
description: Analysis on the Problems of War
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April 4, 2006
- Government Marks War Anniversary With Free iPods
description: Winning the hearts and minds of the American people
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March 20, 2006
- Vice President 'Accidentally' Shoots Hunting 'Buddy'
description: Cheney hunt casualty count reaches all time low
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February 12, 2006
- Iranian Nuclear Woes Smack of NIMBY-ism
description: Neighborhood Uncomfortable with Nukes
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January 23, 2006
- US Affirms Commitment To Monarchy In Middle East
description: Recent Death of Kuwaiti Emir will Not Affect Inherited Government
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January 16, 2006
- House Majority Leader Steps Down "To Spend More Time With My Attorneys"
description: Tom DeLay wants to kick back, coach softball, and file motions.
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January 9, 2006
- Official Congressional Tour of Baghdad
description: See Progress Yourself with Westmoreland Tours
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December 19, 2005
- Pakistan and India Drop Claims on Kashmir
description: Nations Agree That Led Zepellin Song Isn't Worth Bloodshed
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November 16, 2005
- Panamanian Government Fears Presidential Visit
description: Rumors of Second Bush Invasion
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November 7, 2005
- Political Scandals Become Too Complicated
description: A plea for a return to murder and embezzling
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October 18, 2005
- Picking Your Friends
description: A pretty good method for selecting a Supreme Court Justice
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October 10, 2005
- American Worms Capitulate Before North Korea
description: Dispatch from the North Korean News Service
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September 20, 2005
- W is for...
description: The improved Who`s Who in America
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August 8, 2005
- Congress Unanimously Agrees to Summer Recess
description: Unique Partnership across Parties
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August 1, 2005
- Democrats Develop New Strategies to Defeat Selves
description: No longer depending on high paid consultants
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June 13, 2005
- More UN Video Games
description: fun for the whole family, cohort, or nation-state
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May 2, 2005
- Congress Declares New Ultra-Mega Court
description: Supreme Court Justices looking for new jobs
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April 2, 2005
- Democratic Strategy For Victory, 2008
description: The piece that started it all
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November 10, 2004
- An Interview with a Legal Pot Farmer
description: What I learned in Colorado
File Under: life, business, politics
April 21, 2004
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