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tech
- This Millennial Won't Buy Your Health Insurance
 description: Newest pub! 
File Under: life, tech, politics
 March 5, 2014
  - Live Comedy - Mystery Box, Brody Theatre - ESS. EEE. EX. 
 description: Gross little comic story about porn and technology 
File Under: tech, life, media
 August 17, 2013
  - Novelist Signs a Deal with Nike
 description: 300 pages in 30 minutes 
File Under: life, business, tech, media
 July 10, 2010
  - Blunt 18 - Net Neutrality
 description: Save the internet? 
File Under: media, tech, politics
 April 19, 2010
  - World's Stoners Devastated To Learn Alice in Wonderland is About Math
 description: This can only be seen as retribution for being uncool.  
File Under: life, tech
 March 15, 2010
  - Blunt Episode 5: Apple vs. Amazon
 description: in which I go Hendrix on my laptop.  
File Under: tech, business
 February 8, 2010
  - Technology Predictions 2010
 description: Also, b00bies! 
File Under: tech
 January 4, 2010
  - Everything You Need to Know about ClimateGate Email Scandal
 description: Except the fact that stealing emails is politics masquerading as journalism 
File Under: tech, politics
 December 7, 2009
  - Washington Times Startling Discovery: Nerds Like Porn
 description: yep, we said titillating. 
File Under: tech, politics
 October 1, 2009
  - FAQ on the Digital Switch
 description: If you still have ten digits this is totally normal.  
File Under: tech
 June 15, 2009
  - MySpace Suicide Epidemic Sweeps Nation, Worrying Parents, Educators, MySpace
 description: Teen Boredom, Poor Layouts Lead to Users Fleeing Social Networking Site 
File Under: tech
 April 22, 2009
  - 8 Ways to Beef Up North Korea Rocket Program
 description: Please, stop letting Supreme Leader in the Chem Lab 
File Under: tech
 April 5, 2009
  - Tech Support Script #15: So You Swallowed Your Blackberry
 description: Every Blackberry owner should read this 
File Under: tech
 February 25, 2009
  - 7 Dangerous Technologies You Can Still Use While Driving Under California Cellphone Ban
 description: Should you survive the accident, your ability to communicate will already be so hampered by texting that the paramedics who comes to your aid will determine you brain dead.  
File Under: tech
 July 8, 2008
  - Measuring Windows Vista’s Impact on the Superhero world
 description: Breaking News On How a Bad OS can effect superhuman computing 
File Under: tech
 April 20, 2008
  - Announcing my Earbud Disability
 description: Nobody should suffer their earbud falling out 
File Under: tech
 November 4, 2007
  - Highlights from the SysAdmin’s Keychain
 description: What do they have on the mass of metal attached to the fanny pack? 
File Under: tech
 October 7, 2007
  - iPhone Battery Replacement Policy
 description: How to replace the iPhone Battery, which will last a good deal longer than Uncle Irwin's electroshock therapy 
File Under: tech
 July 23, 2007
  - Fireworks Recall FAQ
 description: No refunds for safe fireworks 
File Under: tech
 July 4, 2007
  - What Not To Mix With Sunscreen
 description: Dangerous Sunscreen Mixers 
File Under: tech
 June 18, 2007
  - Bacteria Lobby For Extension of Five Second Rule
 description: Scum receive help from lobbyists 
File Under: tech
 June 12, 2007
  - FAQ On The Global Warming Hoax
 description: The War on Climate Change is no more likely to succeed than the War on Legwarmers 
File Under: tech
 February 5, 2007
  - My Stroller Is Better Than Yours
 description: An Infant Point-counterpoint 
File Under: tech
 January 15, 2007
  - Korean Nuclear Missile To Crush Godzilla, Capitalism
 description: In celebration workers will be rewarded with shortened, 99-hour work week 
File Under: tech
 October 10, 2006
  - Electronic Voting Machines Accidentally Allow Choice
 description: Free will will rock the U.S. election system 
File Under: tech
 September 25, 2006
  - Pluto Election Stolen!
 description: Plutocrats rig election - still a planet 
File Under: tech
 August 21, 2006
  - Landis Drug Test Proves French Hate American Cyclists
 description: We always have problems like that – nanotechnology escaping from the lab. We should do a better job reporting it 
File Under: tech
 August 7, 2006
  - Totally Hot Chick at Town Beach Not Linked To Global Warming
 description: No explanation given for straying beauties 
File Under: tech
 July 19, 2006
  - Biofuels Report Card
 description: Which grass scores best? 
File Under: tech
 June 19, 2006
  - A Survey Of the Less Popular Computer Keys
 description: Happy Keyboard Appreciation Month! 
File Under: tech
 June 6, 2006
  - Chinese Officials Accidentally Censor Communism
 description: People celebrate free press, free speech, and free cell phone minutes. Google slinks away in shame. 
File Under: tech
 May 23, 2006
  - American Drivers Discover Extra Seats in Cars
 description: Rear seats in cars have potential to transport additional passengers to shared destinations 
File Under: tech
 May 8, 2006
  - Peak Oil: Somebody Else's Problem
 description: Questions and Answers About Another Global Issue You'll Successfully Avoid 
File Under: tech
 February 27, 2006
  - Ford's New Zero Emissions SUV Powered by Union Labor
 description: largest SUV approximates GVW of gray whale 
File Under: tech
 February 3, 2006
  - LipoDiesel: Energy of the Future
 description: From your tummy to my car 
File Under: tech
 November 30, 2005
  - What is RSS?
 description: A Primer on Poor Spelling for the Internet Age 
File Under: tech
 October 4, 2005
  - Spin from Hurricane Aftermath Threatens Disaster
 description: Critical Levels of Spin may cause Earth to leave its orbit 
File Under: tech
 September 13, 2005
  - Computer Icons Overheard
 description:  
File Under: tech
 September 6, 2005
  - NASA Blows Up Comet During Summer Sweeps
 description: Comet dead ... Ratings soar ...People love it. 
File Under: tech
 July 4, 2005
  - Oil Drilling OK Under Suburban Malls
 description: Nation Doesn't mourn 
File Under: tech
 April 4, 2005
  - Nokia Cellular Phone Instructions
 description: A bunch of technical specs you should really ignore 
File Under: tech
 March 21, 2005
   
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